CRUNK + DISORDERLY // IT'S ONLY ENTERTAINMENT!

1.23.2006

Eve Can't Get Enough of That Delicious White Meat

Like I've been saying for the past few months now, white boys are the new pink. This weekend I am going in search for me one so we can play "catch a slave, freak a slave" in my backyard. Okay that wasn't politcally correct but you get the point. Anyway, Eve has come a very long way. Remember them kitchen ass braids she was rocking in her first video? Sure sometimes I forget that she's a rapper and all but the girl looks great to me. Who cares about race, y'know? Long as you're happy then I'm happy for you. Plus we've all seen the sex tape. Eve has been playing with long white objects for quite sometime now.

We Are Family

- The Bryants look happy as ever! Shit, I would be smiling too if I scored 81 points. Continue the family love over at CL!

POSTED BY FRESH @ 12:14 PM

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