12.21.2005
Bonus Material
After watching the second half of "Jeff Johnson Chronicles: Sex & Hip Hop" last night (why did they air one 10 minute segment twice?) I came to a new found respect for the artists/models that appear in "UnCut" videos. What the hell am I talking about? Alright, lemme break it down.
When the video for Styles P's new joint premiered on "Direct Effect"I told the Dealer that the only reason why Styles P had attractive females in the video was because he had to take the attention off of his ugly ass. At least in a video for MC Such-n-Such his hoes got stab wounds and skrectch (not stretch) marks. In some strange and twisted way I've come appreciate that.
Let's face it, if these entertainers were regular dudes on the block they would not be pulling down dimes. So I decided to play celebrity matchmaker. I know I left out tons of ugmo rappers but I wanted to see what you guys could come up with.
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