5.24.2005
Public Service Announcement #1: Black People Stop Making Movies About Hair Salons / Barbershops / Hair Shows
Beauty ShopBeauty Shop: Under New ManagementNora's Hair SalonHair ShowBarbershopBarbershop 2: Back in BusinessHere's in inside tip for you: It's no longer a new concept.
Public Service Announcement #2: Black People Stop Having Madea Film Festivals On Family Gatherings / Holidays I'm so sick of sitting through Tyler Perry's movies! It's not funny after the first 200 times people. I don't see how my family sits there everytime we have a function and laugh at the television as if it's their first time seeing it. And most of the time it's not even that damn funny. We're not going to talk about all that terrible ass singing they do in the movie either.
Public Service Announcement #3: Black People Stop Taking Your Stupid Ass On Maury For Free Paternity Tests If you don't know who your babydaddy is you have a problem. That doesn't require you however to take your ass all the way to New York to find out who it is, even if it is free. Somethings are priceless. Oh say, like self respect? But I see that's not important to everyone. Especially the not-so-occasional guest who have been on the show four times with fourteen different men testing three kids. Stop embarassing yourself.
Public Service Announcement #4: Black People Stop Passing Out When Maury Says "You Are Not The Father!" Get your big ass off the floor and go call up some more potential candidates. Nobody told you to run around on stage saying you were 100 percent positive.
Public Service Announcement #5: Black People Stop Passing Out When Maury Says "You Are The Father!" Get your big ass off the floor and go collect your child support.
Stupid spoofs.
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