2.15.2008

The Next Big Thing

The Next Big Thing



I don't know what rock I have been sleeping under but until last night I was totally unaware of the greatness that is Temptress Brown. Baby girl stole my heart and shipped it to Gotham City! God bless Inside Edition for exploiting momofukas when they have ran out of celebrity news. The show gave her a makeover [read: new wig] and a $1,000 shopping spree at Lane Bryant for her birthday. Now Missy, you really need to do better, but I digress.

Here's Temptress' teary-eyed audition for American Idol.