On Monday, Rapper Lil' Kim will begin serving her year-long prison stint for lying under oath during a case involving gunfire exchanged between her associates and that of rival hip-hopista Foxy Brown. How, we wonder, will Kim spend her last days as a free woman?
- Playing with her coochie, one last time, when she's up in the tub.
- Rolling around in a pile of the Notorious B.I.G.'s fur coats.
- Attending fittings for her Marc Jacobs prison jumpsuit.
- Enjoying a final breast-jiggle from Diana Ross.
- Looking up the word "perjury" in order to understand what the hell happened.
- Upping her body's silicon content, so that she might keep herself amused by bouncing off the prison walls.
- Deciding on a single hair color to sport for the next year.
- Shoving as many Vuitton items as possible into her anal cavity.
- Familiarizing herself with The Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas.
- Visiting Judith Miller.
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