2.26.2008

Ohhh, So This Is The Competition?




Shouts out to everybody who emailed me the above picture of PigPen and his lady friend [fiance?]. She looks like she bathes daily, what's the deal? Secret Squirrel Lady I see you too, ma! Mama Squirrel is killin' you hoes in her Nostic corset. [Just in case you have no clue as to as how she got that name, click here]

The Hip-Hop Summit Summit Network recognized Toe Jam, Snoop Dogg, Ciara, Doug E. Fresh, Chris Lighty and Capital Management president Mellody Hobson for their outstanding work and dedication in their respective communities.




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Toe Jam To Jump The Broom?



Choir boy grime game proper.

According to cyber homie Illseed over at AHH Rumors, there may be wedding bells for our precious Dirt Angel some time in the future. PigPen allegedly sported his lucky lady to the 5th Annual Hip-Hop Summit Action Network's Action Awards, but unfortunately I couldn't come across any flicks of her. Congrats to the happy couple [I guess]!


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2.19.2008

Jim Jones - "Love Me No More/Byrdgang Money [Feat. Cobe]"



Ahh, sepia toned Toe Jam, my favorite! I'm not a big fan of this song but the video features a lot of intimate close-ups and randomly draped scarves, making it alright with me.

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2.07.2008

Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage




Still photography doesn't do PigPen's grime game justice. To get the full dusty feet experience you have to watch him in action.

Relax your mind and let your flatulence, erh, conscience free with Toe Jam as his previews snippets from his new mixtape, Harlem's American Gangsta.

Now, look me in my eyes and tell that Max B wasn't one of those kids who always asked to borrow a pencil but when they gave it back the eraser was halfway chewed off.

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2.04.2008

Two Scoops of Raisins



Look at PigPen collecting numbers and shit at at the Baby Phat fashion show. Okay kids, say something nice!

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1.28.2008

Dirt In Motion




Ah Dirt Angel! I would be telling a lie if I said that I care about what direction New York City rap is going in but I can't get enough of PigPen and Erik Parker. God bless them both. Toe Jam's sleepy eyes are what dreams are made of.

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11.30.2007

I Vote Yes

A Dirt Angel sighting is finally upon us. Appreciate and cherish this moment for the rest of your life, why don't you? Boy, what I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall during that conversation.

PigPen and Lyfe Jennings look like two peas in a dirty ass pod. Lyfe's filth game may not be up to par with Jim's illustrious career but give him a little time. I'm sure he has plenty of pickle juice and coffee grounds in that chin strap of his.

Ashanti's mother Tina Douglas and little sister, Mathew Knowles, and Tiffany Evans were also in the building at the Giant Volume 4 show.




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11.13.2007

Meet The Secret Squirrel Lady


During an interview with AllHipHop Nancy Jones recently spoke about her son Toe Jam's funky fashion line Nostic before describing her own unique style.

". . . I ain’t gonna lie about it, I go into that mood swing type of thing- one time you might see me dressed like the sexy church lady, another time I might be dressed like the secret squirrel lady, another time I might go into that rock and roll. I know if I want to make a difference, that means I have to dress completely different in order for someone to say, “Wow, who is that person, what’s going on?” I tell my daughters: the way you appear makes the whole difference to anybody."

I know that's right Nan! Now here is a woman who deserves to have her own clothing line featured on the Home Shopping Network. Ahem.

One question still remains.

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11.09.2007

The Entire Gallon of Milk Ain't Clean


Here Dirt Angel goes with this shaved pussy face madness again. I like my Toe Jam with a little bit more fuzz, you know. You can bet your bottom dollar that during the course of the evening he made that chickypoo smell his finger at least twice.

And would you check out his little happy feet? Aww, how darling.

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11.08.2007

Toe Jam And Earl Make A Scene


Dirt Angel and Juelz Santana acked up at Chris Brown's album release party on Tuesday night.

The Target-hosted bash went so well that the fire marshal said it had reached capacity 10 minutes before it ended. Unfortunately, that's when rapper Jim Jones showed up with rapper Juelz Santana and an entourage of a dozen beefy buddies. We watched as Jones took it personally. "You don't disrespect me, n-!" he yelled as he knocked down the security barricade. Santana and the entourage then bowled over the three bouncers at the door. Twelve more guys followed and a brawl ensued as they tried to pry open the door of the popular nightspot. Reinforcements from inside Tenjune swarmed out and shoved the aggressors back onto the street. Spokesmen for Jones and Santana did not return calls.

I'm so disappointed in PigPen. You would have thought somebody was trying to attack him with a bottle of Dawn and a wash cloth like he was a baby seal after an oil spill. Not a good look.

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10.31.2007

Trick or Treat?





First the Fat Boys break up, now this. Fresh braids, clean skin . . . the fuck? What type of CGI effects is this?! Is this like a dirt oasis? Is he actually going to look like Swamp Thing in his article spread? I'm locking myself in the bathroom, turning the lights off, and yelling "Bloody Mary" three timesto re-correct this shit.
[Thanks Melida]

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10.18.2007

Toe Jam & Earl Loves The Kids



I can't imagine PigPen pulling a child over to the side and saying "you're future is so bright you're going to need sunglasses, ya smell me?" but maybe he does care. More flicks from the 2nd Annual Entertainers 4 Education Alliance Stay In School Event below.






Lil Mama & Lil' Mo; Papoose; Teyana Taylor; Jaslene Gonzalez




Riiight.


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10.10.2007

Get Familiar




Max B is like the RC Cola version of Dirt Angel. If you are thirsty he will get the job done, but he's never your first choice. However, anybody who has the potential to smell like an old rag drenched in rancid spiced ham juice is alright with me. Would you just look at him. Poise and grace like that doesn't come often in the grime game. I vote yes.
[Thanks Essy]

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10.09.2007

Question of the Day




WHAT HAS PIGPEN SO PARANOID IN THIS CLIP?
[Video via Sandra Rose]

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9.24.2007

Dirt TV





Finally! The day I have been waiting for is almost here. My dreams of chronicling PigPen are almost a reality -- television show. In this clip Jim gets his money right before snappin' at a YT from VH-1. I love it! You're going to need a flea bath after this. Smell me?


[Thanks Shareen]

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9.12.2007

Quick Quotes



"Finding Cam's like finding Nemo," he laughed. "When you see him, tell him I'm looking for him. Smell me?" - - Dirt Angel, Mixtape Mondays

Jewel said it best, "these foolish games are tearing me apart." When I sit back and reminisce on all the good times Cam'ron and Jimmy have shared in the past I have to fight back tears like Kanye. 'Cause big girls don't cry! Fred G. Sanford and Grady Wilson need to stop this. Let's take it back to the "Me, My Moms, and Jimmy" days. Pigpen, who was there to rub Vicks on your chest when you had a cold and had to sneeze on a bitch? Not Juelz.

Hell Rell needs to intervene, on some Al Sharpton shit.

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8.15.2007

Sofa King Hot

How could I ever overlook my partner in grime?! PigPen had the full on "I'm Waiting Til I Get Home To Take A Shit [1]" face as he chilled backstage at the Ozone Awards. If I didn't know any better I would think commercial for Tide was in production, with everybody rocking white tees and all. I see a couple of stains in the back!

[1] If you have ever had the pleasure of eating free public school lunch you already know what I am talking about. Around '99 when my district superintendent decided to switch out beef and chicken with soy products . . . I don't even have to tell you what went down afterwards. All I have to say is that you better believe on Taco Day every single window was down on the "Big Cheese." Disgusting but true.

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7.18.2007

This Is The Remix



Jim Jones, Rich Boy and Yung Berg on the set of the video for "Sexy Lady" remix

If it weren't for Rich Boy and Dirt Angel gracing these pictures trust that I would not post them. "Sexy Lady" is right up there with the aforementioned "Beautiful Girls" and mosquitoes when it comes to my top annoyances of the summer. What Job Corps center/group home/boys and girls club are music execs hitting up for talent? Somebody let me know. I'm trying to get in the game.

The video for "Sexy Lady" is nothing but a back-to-school commercial for Sears with a couple of video chicks sprinkled throughout. All this dude needs is a book bag and a trapper keeper. I mean really, you have multiple outfits in your closet, *gasp!* Fukouttahere.







Jim Jones & his mom





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7.17.2007

Fill In The Blank



Jim Jones' birthday party probably smells like ___________________.


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6.22.2007

I'm Just Saying . . .



“Let’s just say, brothers fight, mothers and sons fight, husband and wife fight, there’s some family things goin on, ya dig … It’s still Dipset by all means, don’t nobody get that twisted. We entitled to feud.” -- PigPen speaks to MTV Raw about the rumored beef between himself and Cam'ron
Two arguments I know they will never have are a) who will jump in the shower first and b) who will clean that momofuka out. That shit is spotless, ya dig?

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