Lawyers for the Jones High School alumnus caused a stir this morning when they read a star-studded list of possible defense witnesses. The names included Muhammad Ali, Tom Brokaw, Woody Harrelson, Goldie Hawn, Spike Lee, Diane Sawyer, Paul Simon, Sylvester Stallone and Barbara Walters.
"Do any of these names, ladies and gentleman, seem familiar to you?" Senior U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodge asked soberly. Many of the potential jurors chuckled. Jurors are routinely provided the names of potential witnesses and asked to disclose if they have prior relationships with them that would interfere with the ability to be fair.
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