11.01.2007

Guard Your White Women Closely



Look at the negroid. You would've thought he just beat a murder rap the way he is prancing around.

The Media Whore Game stunned reporters gathered outside a Los Angeles courthouse yesterday by publicly declaring his lust for Lindsay Lohan.

Smiling, The Game said he dreamed of Lohan turning up at his home wearing nothing but "a long trenchcoat" and lingerie from Fredericks of Hollywood underneath. I suppose he plans on laying pipe before snorting her up through a five dollar bill.

He also offered to take care of Britney Spears and babysit her kids in return for sexual favours. Now Jayceon, if that shit didn't work for K. Fed what makes you think it will for you?


[Thanks Style Razzi!]





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