"The Top Feels So Much Better Than The Bottom"



Remember last week when I said there are some men I will not allow to enter my home unless a male is present with me? Tony Yayo embodies that statement. Clutch your pearls, girls. I'm tired of hearing about one of us coming up missing. When dealing with crazy momofukas like this always remember to cut him first, ask question last.

Fiddy's baby mama Shaniqua Tompkins is trying to fatten her wallets (to benefit their 10 year old son, Marquise Jackson) by seeking a share of his $4.1 billion deal with VitaminWater. But according to Forbes Curtis didn't clear half of that amount.

Oh well, his ass is still better off than me so there you have it. Satisfied?

50 Cent & LL Cool J

DJ Whoo Kid & Slap-A-Kid

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