Young Jeezy premiered his latest visual offering on BET's Access Granted on Wednesday night. It felt like I was stuck in a nightmare when I saw Keyshia gangsta yodelling in the pulpit. For a split second I thought she was going to pull a .45 from her waistband and start waving that bitch around. You know how she gets down when she feels the spirit.
Quick memo to all the southern club dj's out there: THIS IS NOT A SLOW JAM. The hell I look like bumpin' and grindin' to this depressing mess? Miss me with this BS, please.
Use don't abuse (ie. adding me to your site's mailing list). And for the love of God please stop sending mp3 files of your music. I am not Clive Davis and to be frank I probably don't want to hear the shit anyway. You should also know that I take my slow, precious time responding to email. And sometimes I don't respond at all. Fresh.firstname.lastname@example.org