No Thanks Mr. Jones

There are certain people in this world who are cut out to be porn stars. There are certain people in this world who are not cut out to be porn stars. Plain and simple.

Mike Jones is not one of those people.

I'm not 100 percent sure if it is really him or not. I'll let you be the judge on that one. Honestly, my pupils got dilated all of the sudden after the first 45 seconds. I had to put on a pair of Musiq's stunna shades and pull down the bamboo curtains in my office to keep the sunlight out. I'm not trying to put my optical health in jeopardy again.

Jesus be a bottle of KY Warming Liquid around me.

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Use don't abuse (ie. adding me to your site's mailing list). And for the love of God please stop sending mp3 files of your music. I am not Clive Davis and to be frank I probably don't want to hear the shit anyway. You should also know that I take my slow, precious time responding to email. And sometimes I don't respond at all. Fresh.crunkjuice@gmail.com
Fresh@myspace.com

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