After someone sent Mama Tina over the pictures of Rihanna sitting court side with Jay-Z and the Junkyard Gang she had that jezebel deported. Don't mess with Texas!

Totally untrue but you already know it can and will eventually happen.

Let's briefly discuss the random man on the side. The look of fervor on his face indicates that he has a meth lab in his backyard that he is trying to rush home to and Pon De Forehead isn't moving quick enough. I've been around rednecks my entire life, trust me on this. He has every right to want to stone cold stun her ass. That's big business in the burbs.

Besides, that girl has been around camels long enough to know how to trot with urgency. No excuses.

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