11.17.2006

Mike Tyson To Sell That Ass

Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalised brothel for women.



It was reported that an agreement was reached for Tyson to work in Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women in Nevada. Fleiss has bought 60 acres of land in Nevada and work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.

"I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' "It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson," Fleiss said.

Rumors were going around about Tyson hooking up with Fleiss a few months ago, and Tyson did not exactly deny the rumors.

"I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it," Tyson said. (
source)




I can only speak for myself but the thought of rumbling in between the sheets with Mike Tyson scares the crap out of me. I can imagine that mess now. "My dick stroke is impetuous. I will leave your ass impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your eggs. Praise be to Allah!"





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