Back in 2002 Khia recorded a remake of her hit song "My Neck, My Back" for the New Jersey Nets titled "The Nets Are Back." Hilarity shortly ensued. I swear I can smell cognac and weed leaking through my speakers. Bravo to Khia for turning a song initially dedicated to cunnilingus into a team anthem. Phenomenal woman, ya'll.
L.A. Lakers are you ready for this / Jersey Nets are gonna dish and swish / L.A. Lakers are you ready for this / We got something for you to kiss / So do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now / They're too good / Take your titles like Robin Hood / Jersey is our hood / Keep them suckers in Hollywood / The Nets are back / They'll stop Kobe & stop Shaq / The Nets are back / Jason Kidd's an acrobat / The Nets are back / They'll stop Kobe & stop Shaq / The Nets are back / You can't stop the Nets attack/ The Nets are back / And their lucky socks are black
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