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8.01.2006

T-Pain Tells Ozone Magazine Who "Can Get It"

10 Macy Gray "Ain't nobody fuckin' with her, so we can have good clean fun. I know she's nasty."

09 Mo'Nique

08 Oprah "Oprah can get it, but only if she pays for it. It don't have to be much. It could be a one-time thing, $100 thing, and she'd be all good."

07 Queen Latifah

06 Peggy, The Momma On "Married With Children" "I don't know her real name, but she could get it. The bitch on 'Married With Children' was fine as fuck, even though nobody was looking at her with all that makeup on."

05 Milla Jovovich

04 Pam Grier "She could get it, but only from the back cause something's wrong with her face."

03 Hilary Duff

02 Charli Baltimore "She can get it just cause of her hair. It's fluctuating. And she's taller than me, so I can lift her up."

01 Shawnna "C'mon. First of all, she's Shawnna. She can rap her ass off. I would love for her to rap to me while we're getting it on. She's just cute as hell. She's hood too, so sometimes if I'm real tired and can't fight, she'd probably fight for me. That's why she's number one on the list."

Wow. Just . . . wow.

POSTED BY FRESH @ 11:35 AM

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