Kelly Rowland Is Pissed!
Kelandria almost had to take her wig and "air-rangs" off after hearing reports that the new millenium Joe Jackson Matthew Knowles is her Pops.
Kelly Rowland has lashed out at reports she shares a biological father with her former Destiny's Child bandmate Beyonce Knowles. The Survivor singer lived with the Knowles family from the age of eleven after her home life fell apart. When Rowland's mother, Doris Garrison, lost her job as pharmacy tech, she asked Matthew and Tina Knowles if they could take care of Kelly until she got back on her feet. By all accounts, Doris was still around. She had a key to the Knowles home and would come by to check Kelly's homework and cook. Doris also spent weekends and holidays there and attended church with the Knowleses.
Eventually, what began as an emergency plan evolved into a permanent living arrangement. "It just kind of happened," says Kelly. "I stayed with the Knowleses for a summer. A summer turned into a year, a year turned into three years, and three years turned into 10. * I was very happy. People look at that whole situation and don't understand. But everybody has a different way of growing up. I was okay because when I came into their home, the Knowleses made me feel like I was one of their own kids. I felt lucky to have three parents instead of just one."
For all the rumors that Beyonce's father, Matthew Knowles is actually Kelly's biological as well, Kelly, who rarely uses profanity has this to say: 'It's a lie from the pit of hell.' Rowland's mother, Doris Garrison, describes Kelly's father as an abuser. Garrison told Vibe Vixen magazine, 'He didn't provide for us. He was abusive to me--verbally, mentally, physically, all of it.' Kelly says, "My parents' situation was so terrible. I don't know where I would be if my real father was still in my life. He hasn't tried to find me and I have not tried to find him." (via email, original source unknown)
* Remind me never to invite her ass over for dinner.
When Keepin' It Real Goes Wrong
I wasn't going to mention this idiotic shit at first since it made me sick to my stomach but since I talked about it briefly over at XXL so I decided to do the same here for those of you who hadn't heard the news already. You can read the transcript over at Hip Hop Music.
Radio host Star, of Power 105's "The Star and Buc Wild Morning Show," was terminated Wednesday following a news conference that blasted him for broadcasting sexual remarks about a rival host's 4-year-old daughter.
In recent broadcasts, Star threatened to track down his rival's daughter, offered money to anyone who would tell him where she attended school and repeatedly described the degrading sexual acts he wanted to perform on her. He also claimed to carry a gun.
"Where does this kid go to school? I got 500 bucks for that information," Star said. "Oh, yes, I'll come for your kids." (continue) Thanks for the emails DW and Jamila!
Fresh Flicks: The Ludacris Foundation's 3rd Annual Benefit
Bobby Valentino and a cutie pie; Katt Williams and Raffles Van Exel; Ludcris and Joi; Valeisha Butterfield (The Game's fiance)
Ludacris and Bob Johnson; Ludacris and Wayne Bridges (Luda's Dad) ; Johnny Furr and Gabrielle Union
Leave Nippy Alone
The National Enquirer isn't a reputable source for information but this is sick. I hope everything is fine with Nippy's health. If so she should sue their ass and spend the money on another crack binge.
Pop superstar Whitney Houston has furiously denied reports she has been diagnosed with a deadly brain tumour, and has threatened US tabloid The National Enquirer with legal action.
The I Will Always Love You hitmaker has been dogged by reports questioning her health and alleged drug use in recent months.
Houston's publicist says: "It's an absolute lie and Ms Houston is evaluating her legal options at this time."
However, The National Enquirer is refusing to back down: "We are standing by the story 100%." (Source) Thanks for the tip Courtney!
Diddy's Child Support Dollars Hard At Work
It's good to see Diddy's other baby mama is finally taking a step in the right direction. You know this girl's track record. Remember this picture she took with Brandy in Miami last year? I'm still suffering post traumatic stress from it. But she's been looking good lately. Eat your heart out Al B. Sure. Check out more pictures at Sandra Rose.
Kim Porter @ Rasheeda's Album Release Party
Kim Porter, Rasheeda, and guest
Kanye Visits Ellen In The Park
I think Mr. Hankie has made a vow to ask every white person he runs into to throw their diamond in the sky. And what the hell does he have in that little LV pouch, a KLS shimmer compact? See more of Kanye and Ellen at Cake and Ice Cream.
05.11.2006 ANTM Entry
Mother Nature was heavy on the rag last night so I wasn't able to watch the 11th episode of ANTM. But from the looks of things it doesn't seem like I missed much. In the most obvious event since Britney Spears announcing she was preggers again, Sara finally got the boot. Log on to UPN.com to see the rest of the pictures. Who do you think is going to be the winner next week? 
Danielle
Jade
5.10.2006
Halle Berry @ The Producers Guild Awards
Don't get me wrong I like Halle Berry as much as the next person. Its just that sometimes she bores the hell out of me. Where's that white boy when you need him?
I'm Finally Done
My God says to go to XXLmag.com and read my column. You may not reap the benefits while on earth but you'll be paid in the after life for it.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Love Me Love Me!
Our friend Bryan Boy made a banner for the site today. Thanks B! Sorry about the few post. It's a slow day dammit. The entire gossip world is talking about Britney Spears being knocked up again. I think I'm going to grab my Chanel bag and take some paparazzi pictures like Bryan. Babooosh!
Al Sharpton Is Locked In His Office Masturbating To These Pictures Right Now
Team Chunk represenative Aretha Franklin performed in New Brunswick, New Jersey last night. When ass falls through the house everybody sits down! ReRe served up the goodies to the audience sporting a new wig. If this doesn't motivate you to watch your portion sizes I don't know what will. Hell its working for me. I love ReRe's chunk but I hope it doesn't harm her health. These pictures make me want to snap dance in front of my monitor for some odd reason.
You Sent It: Who Wants To Hang Out With Hewpz?
This story was sent in to me by Ninja Girrl and I thought it was pretty damn amusing.
Okay the other day up in your spot, I asked What in the HELL does HOOPZ actually do? I found out, a college in my town (Rochester, NY-western ny) Monroe Community College is having a college party at this this spot called Montage Grill (jazz lounge) yesterday on the radio I heard an ad for the party, the "SPECIAL STAR GUEST" is HOOPZ!!! STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!!! She got on the radio and was like "yo what's up this is your girl HOOPZ come on down to the club all you ballers and ball-ettes (BALL-ETTES!!!!!!!!) and check me out..........and make sure you bring your "A" game when you come." She then proceeded to say that everyone needs to dress to impress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this from the tank top Queen.
So rumor has it that between the little Black student Union at the college and the promoters StiffArm Productions paid her $2000 for this club appearance! + hotel/flight!!! ARE THEY SERIOUS!! The whole premise of the night out is "Come Party with Hoopz". My whole town is in an uproar not because of her, but because they are hoping T.I. (ewwww) might roll through with her, I WILL not be attending that Ghetto-fest, but there is a secret part of me that wants to just to take a pic of the lates tank for you. So now at least I know what she does, this how the trick makes her dough. What title do you go under when all you do is "Club Tours"? Executive Director of the Ball-ette's of America?? How does that go on your resume? WTF??
Stiff Arm Productions ya'll. That goes along great with Hewpz! Everybody knows she got those little slap boxing biceps. My darling Nikki, what are we going to do with you? I'm not surprised that she's decided to cash in on her "fame." I was at a club in Miami and Buffie the Body was the host of a party. Yes they actually gave her a microphone. But Buffie and Hewpz have more things in common that what we may know. They both appeared as Street Gang Models of the Week last year. Its a small world.
P.Diddy Child Support Drama
Misa Hilton Brim is trying to Diddy back on them papers, ya'll. Well she never took him off by any means but she wants more money. In my opinion Microdiddy doesn't need $19,000 a month to preserve his sexy. I bet she is the one spending that child support money on all of those damn wigs and hanging out with Kimora.
When it comes to easing his paternity problems, Sean Combs is getting diddly from the courts. The New York Supreme Court on Tuesday declined to hear an appeal brought by the hip-hop impresario otherwise known as Diddy that hoped to overturn a lower court ruling ordering him to pony up more than $19,000 a month in child support.
Combs' ex-girlfriend Misa Hylton-Brim won a family court decision in Westchester County in October 2004 forcing the rapper-entrepreneur to fork over $35,000 a month to care for their 12-year-old son, Justin. The fashion stylist had sought to up the original $2,795 Combs was originally ordered to pay in 1996; she also wanted to collect nearly $400,000 in back support.
The entertainer balked--saying the $35,000 monthly amount was the highest court-mandated child-support payment in U.S. history--and appealed. An appellate judge initially dropped the monthly payments to $21,782 and then reduced it further to $19,000. By declining the appeal, Diddy is now on the hook to start cranking out the checks. (continue) Thanks for the tip Nova!
05.10.2006 Random Flicks
Lionel Richie And Kimora Lee Simmons @
"Event to Prevent" Gala
Why does pixie dust always suddenly appear when Lionel Richie is near? I swear that man makes me want to twirl around and start singing the lyrics to "All Night Long" everytime I see him. If KLS is attempting to show off her assets it isn't working.
Ciara @ TRL
Ciara and Nick Lachey's bitch ass made an appearance at TRL yesterday. I hope she gave him some lessons on how to be a strong man post break up during their time together. I'm tired of his damn bellyaching, shut the hell up already. And you know that it wouldn't be a Ciara picture post without one goofy ass flick but so what. I'm starting to like the girl again.
5.09.2006
The Replacement Killers
The rumors about Star Jones Reynolds' position on 'The View' get better with each passing day. A lof of you guys have been hitting me up saying that there is some talk about Vanessa Williams or Queen Latifah replacing Starletta. I have no idea but I wouldn't mind seeing either of them on the show. I think Queen Latifah would me a great choice (minus the Amos & Andy number) but I believe she is too busy for it. Vanessa Williams is also a good selection. Maybe ABC will even put more than one black woman on the show, shut up! Which brings me to today's poll question. Who would you choose as Star's replacement?
Candids of Michelle Rodriguez And A.J. Calloway
If you haven't already heard Michelle Rodriguez is fresh out of her stay in CB4. I personally can't stand the bitch. If you like to go out and get drunk then fine. But don't get your dumb ass behind the wheel. I've known so many people that have been effected by drunk drivers and it pisses me off. She needs to take her ass to the 'Starting Over' house at once!It looks like her and A.J. were out strolling the city streets for some new pussy. . .or at least that's what I'm assuming. Fresh fish getting passed for left to right, ya'll. A.J. is a married man though so I would hope that isn't the case. Check out the ring on that limp wrist. Michelle must have been hanging with Christina Millian because she looks like a cute cheetoo too. Check out more pictures of the pair at CL!
Buffie The Body 'Calls Tyrone'
Here you go guys and gals, music video superstar Buffie the Body is now an actress! Buffie "the body" Curruth is absolutely a head turner for both men and women. This time she'll be turning the pages of a book playing the role as a college student. This movie will showcase not only her striking physical features, but her quick wit, intelligence and determination. After turning down countless small independent films, this is the opportunity she's been waiting for. (BetterCallTyrone.com)Wait one damn minute. They know they need to stop damn lying. These folks obviously have never heard this shit or they wouldn't have gave her a speaking role. She maybe an "expiration" to some women but for this one hell no.About The Movie
The movie is a drama/comedy about Tyrone McFarlin that decided to make a difference by departing from the dangerous street life and going to college to major in business and music. With the help and guidance of his brother Ken Ivy (a.k.a Pimpin Ken) Tyrone encounters responsibility, and the meaning of having an education on a university campus in Atlanta, Georgia. With youngsters from different countries, races, and social backgrounds he has problems such as financial, self doubt and his purpose in life. Unfortunately, just seven days before graduation, a jealous friend frames Tyrone of committing a felony. Now it's up to Tyrone to prove that he's innocent or else his new life will be the life of a prisoner.
The shit is darksided. Spotted at
Ya Heard (I almost forgot to link them since I was, ahem, handling some things).
05.09.2006 Buzz Notes
Dennis Rodman's Dad Is Crazy As Hell 
Dennis Rodman, who hadn't seen his father in over a decade, found himself face to face with the man recently during an exhibition basketball game in Manila. But instead of kisses and hugs between the estranged pair, there were only punches. Before the NBA Legends and the stars of Team Philippines entered the court Monday night, the center of attraction was not Dennis "Bad Boy" Rodman, in whose moniker the exhibition game was named after. All eyes were on Philander Rodman Jr., the father of the former Chicago Bull, as he entered the Big Dome and settled to his ringside seat. He was accompanied by a couple of bodyguards. Philander was hoping to talk with Rodman, who was only three years old when he left their home and never came back. But Philander wouldn't have that opportunity. According to Rodman's agent Darren Prince, the athlete's dad, Philander, showed up at the game "with a camera crew and an entourage of eight people and two bodyguards - he had apparently sold the rights to get him on camera with Dennis." A fight broke out, and Philander allegedly tried to punch Rodman's bodyguard, but missed. After downing several cans of beer, which were left scattered under his seats, he left the venue, shouting and cursing his son. Dennis was immediately escorted to the dugout by his body guards and the event's security personnel. Obviously, he still harbors ill feelings toward his father. The feeling, after the snub, is now mutual. "Dennis felt used and was angry as his father has made only one attempt in 40 years to see or talk to him, and that was in 1996 when he wanted the rights to write a book about Dennis," Prince told the New York Post. Undeterred, Philander later went to Rodman's hotel, with camera crew in tow, and was promptly chased away by armed guards. According to Prince, "hundreds of fans" soon got a whiff of what was going on and began chanting: "Get out of here, you deadbeat dad."Ashanti's New Movie
The official website for singer-actress Ashanti has revealed that she will appear in the "trilogy finale" Resident Evil: Extinction. The site does not reveal which role she will play in the Screen Gems film. She'll join returning stars Milla Jovovich, Oded Fehr, Sienna Guillory, Mike Epps and Iain Glen in the movie, based on the popular video game franchise."Extinction" revolves around the continuing battle against the evil Umbrella by Alice (Jovovich) and her allies. Russell Mulcahy is directed a script by Paul W.S. Anderson in Mexico. Germany's Constantin Film and Impact Pictures are producing. The first two films grossed more than $127 million at the North American box office. (source) Good for her, I hope she does well. But I'm still not convinced about Mike Epps.
Kimora Gets Draped Up In Fur For GQ
Kimora is everywhere. I went to Wal-Mart the other day and saw her on the cover of Jet with Ming and Aoki. Talking about keeping it together after a divorce, bitch please. I just want her and Nick Lachey to shut the fuck up about their marriages ending. I swear I want to punch him in the chest and tell him to buck up.
And let me state for the record once again that she will never be as fabulous as Bryan Boy. Never.
Janice Combs Is One My 100 Most Influential People of 2006
Blogger has been having testicle difficulties all morning. If I knew this shit was going to happen I would've stayed in my bed and continue having wet dreams about Darren. Anyway, Janice is the blueprint to these new bitches. She's the all time leader in synthetic wigs and nobody's fucking with that. You just can't wake up one day and say to yourself "I think I'm going to compete with JC." It's not going down.
Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People 2006 Arrivals
5.08.2006
Bobby Brown On The Tyra Banks Show!
Every little step Bobby takes real fans such as myself will be right there. Part 2 - Part 3
05.08.2006 Public Service Announcement
If you're going to show your toes this summer please preserve their sexy. Homie needs to soak them bad boys in some embalming fluid. Visit YBF to find out who is the proud owner of those piggies.
Playing Catch Up: Kentucky Derby Pictures
I've never really been able to get into the whole action of the Kentucky Derby. For whatever reason I can't get excited watching horses run around and around a fucking track. Now if they put my neighbors Nicole and O.J. out there chasing each other than I'll be the first one there with my Church of God hat on. I'd rather make the PETA folks pissed off and support pitbull fights anyway.
Shawn Stockman, Gabrielle Union, and Darren Sharper; Erykah Badu, and Chris Tucker
Dave Chappelle, Star Jones, Usher, Julius Erving and Dorys Erving, John Salley and Michael Jordan.
Shawn Stockman looks like the old man's Fabolous and Chris Tucker has an short set from the Steve Harvey Pimp Collection on. Okay I got a confession. I really did this post to see more of Darren. I could care less about the rest of these muthafuckas. Check out more pictures at Cake and Ice Cream!
STFU T.Error Mari!
Apparently T.Error is pissed because someone has been cyber swagger jacking her. Here's the bullentin she posed on myspace:
I am truly sadden that I am having to do this but I am leaving My Space. I will also tell the promotions department to not create another page for "Second Round" I am also dissapointed by some people's behavior towards me. I update you all regularly with exclusive information that non of the FAKES can give you. I gave you the title of my second album and the first single. I DID THAT!
I faithfully each day respond to each and every message, tell me what other celebrity does that? As a matter of fact I don't even consider myself a celebrity because I am still new to the game and I am trying to get my shine but I can't when you are not sticking by me. The other pages have away messages on. WHY? They can't answer your questions because THEY DON'T KNOW ME. They are posting Teairra@rocafella as my two-way pager but that isn't even on no more. That was last year.
I bet they can't even tell you, who I use to date when I was in the 7th grade. They can't even tell you the street I live on. I bet they can't even tell you what I am doing in school now. Who my friends are. What clique I ride for.
I tried my best to just ignore it but when people are coming at you with negative comments, it's like WTF! So.,...............I'm done.
All my real fans, I LOVE YA!
Teairra
Pictures of Bey-Z At The Beach, Again
The month of May is brand spankin new so my Beyonce/Jay-Z vacation quota has restarted. I can't get enough of these two. I heart Beyonce's goofy ass. Maybe one day I'll be fortunate to go on vaca at the drop of the hat along with Darren (heh). Until then I will continue to live vicariously through these two. I'm officially on Beyonce thick watch. You know that weight she lost for "Dream Girls" ison its way back. That's right eat that cake, erh fries Anna Mae! See more vacation pictures at Corner of Beyonce.
Rumor Control: Does Gabby Have A New Man?
My inbox has being having more action than Janet Jackme's vaginal walls in the past 48 hours over Gabrielle Union and Darren Sharper. Now when I see a man as fine as Darren I know there is a God. Of course I can't confirm or deny the rumors but I think the are a cute one ass couple. She played a cheerleader in "Bring It On" and he's in the NFL for goodness sakes.
Unfortunately this is the real world and Darren could be just be one hell of a rebound. But I'm crossing my fingers for these two. I actually want them to procreate! I'm convinced the kids would have the perfect pearlies.
Girl Stop: Lil' Mo In Miami
Lil' Mo was looking very Jacki-O like at the So So Def pool party in Miami on May 5th. I'm no Joan Rivers but I don't think that the outfit is a good look at all. In my opinion I think she is in pretty damn good shape to push out two (?) kids. But the Baby Gap was created with the chil'rens in mind, not your grown ass.
She then decided to channel her hidden inner city genie the next night. She even made Lil' Wayne look a little hot, ha ha. C'mon girl! You can't keep doing this shit. I love you like cooked food but I can't sit back and let this shit go down like this. Goddis'love would not approve of the outfit that Mommy selected. But in her defense she wasn't the only walking around Dade county looking greasy and drained from the heat.
Akademiks Photoshoot Featuring Keyshia Cole
However fugly Keyshia's dual toned lace front wig may be, there is no denying the influence that it has had on the chicks in my hood. I feel like an accessory to the hair crime for doing their strands like that. Every week there is a new victim ringing my doorbell with a picture of Cognac Jack that she has clipped out of a magazine asking for the look. And I oblige them. Yup, I ain't no good.
Keyshia had a photoshoot with Akademiks on May 5th in New York City. *In Tyra Banks mode* As I review the film, ahem, I don't see much. But I'm sure the big wigs at the clothing company will select a few hot pictures for the ad campaign.
I'm Back!
What's up everybody! Seems like I've been gone a decade from this blogsphere and it was only two and a half days. Thanks to everybody for the berfday wishes. I had a great time Saturday chillin' with my folks over in Duval. I managed to get low with a midget (real talk as they say), watch a nigga fall in a puddle of Hennessey, and do the tootsie roll like it was 199quad; all the makings of a perfect night. Well almost perfect. On our way back home to Georgah, a car about five vehicles ahead of us flipped over on the bridge Mission Impossible style. B-a-n-a-n-a-s.
Anyway, I'm still trying to get back in the loop of what's going on. So if you've already seen some of the stuff I may post then deal with it! Nah but please don't start whining an' shit about it. Now on with the post!
Crown Royal Playboy Club On The Eve of the Kentucky Derby
Star and Al; Gabrielle Union; Ludacris; Essence Atkins and Gabrielle Union
I don't know about ya'll but when I think of celebrities that should be at a party for Playboy Star and Al are the first names to pop up in my brain! Maybe one day soon Star will let it all hang out for Hef's camera. Can you imagine? Flapjack titties for everybody!
5.05.2006
One Quick Question About Will Smith @ The "Mission: Impossible III" Premiere
Is his head supposed to look like that? And there's something a little fabulostic about that last picture and quite frankly I think I like it.
05.05.2006 Buzz Notes
In Case You Missed It The First Time
Urban 504 hooked me up with a link to the historical piece of shit that is "Gorilla" - - but this time with an added bonus. Fa-bo from D4L is apparently on the track as well. Mr. Chicostick, ya'll.
If they make a video for this shit expect black people to be set back about another 700 years.
Even still I would not be surprised if BET did an "Access Granted" for it. Hell, Kellz probaby will even perform it at this year's award ceremony for the channel.
I Have More Money Than Suge Knight
It's hard out here for a ... rap music mogul.
Death Row Records chief Marion (Suge) Knight claims he's down to $11 in the bank and a little bling in his jewelry box while he owes $137.4 million in debts, according to bankruptcy court papers obtained by the Daily News.
Knight and his record company filed for Chapter 11 last month in a bid to dodge a $107 million civil judgment he was ordered to pay to ex-business associate Lydia Harris, who claims she and her ex-husband, Michael Harris, helped build the rap empire. In a 22-page filing, Knight says his debts include $11.3 million in federal income tax, $437,000 in state income tax, $9,300 to Nextel, $1,100 to Cingular Wireless and $15,000 on his Orchard Bank credit card. (New York Daily News via Media Takeout)
More Proof That Anybody Can Get A Damn Television Show
This fall, VH1 will introduce two new reality series built around hip hop artists. As previously reported, Ice T will try and teach rich private school kids how to rap, and Houston rapper Paul Wall will get his own unscripted series to be produced by Pink Sneakers, the production company behind VH1's ratings winner, "Hogan Knows Best."
VH1 has ordered a pilot for the Paul Wall series, which is likely to follow some aspect of his business hawking high-end grills for celebrity teeth. Ice T's show, titled "Ice-T's Rap School" will feature the West Coast O.G. schooling 7th and 8th graders from New York City's exclusive York Prep on Manhattan's Upper West Side. (continue)
Rumor Control: Ron Isley Expecting A Baby?
Mr. Biggs aka Ron Isley's freaky elderly ass is rumored tobe expecting a baby any day now with wife Kandy of R&B group JS. I hope this is a rumor gone awry since the Isley Brothers havean album coming out Tuesday titled "Baby Makin' Music". Get more information on this rumor and more at AHH. Now if this rumor is true the shit is disgusting on so many levels.I love a good cake daddy too but I'm not that damn thirsty. Her sister ain't much better for marrying Philip Bailey either.
Nippy Update!
Whitney Bolts From Rehab
"She's convinced that she doesn't need professional help--that all she really needs is Bobby's love," says the insider. "But Bobby's fed up with trying to cure Whitney's drug addiction, even though he's a major reason she got hooked in the first place. He sees her now as a hopeless case."
Whitney's also angry with Bobby's mother and sister. "They're out to get me and destroy my marriage," she's told friends. A few months ago, Bobby's mom Carol Brown told reporters that Whitney and Bobby were planning to divorce--a statement the couple vehemently denied.
Original source of scans unknown, thanks Kaylah!
5.04.2006
Remy Ma Is America's Next Top Model
It's been a while since we've caught up with Cognac Jack. Sometimes I wonder what goes through the minds of our celebrity friends when they take pictures. I mean really.
Remy Ma @ BET's 106 Impossible
50 Cent On The Set of New Movie
50 Cent has been looking like Ned the Wino lately but there might be a good explanation for this. Here are some pictures (via Just Jared) that were snapped of Curtis this past Sunday as he and Ginger Ewing rehearsed scenes from the upcoming movie Home of the Brave. He looks. . . interesting. Shouts out to my right hand Da Real for the tip.
R.Kelly Has Finally Lost His Damn Mind
So I'm sitting here reading my Bible when Butta sends me an instant message telling me about a new song called "Gorilla" by R.Kelly. WTF? You know I had to check it out for myself. I'm speechless. Just when you thought that nigga was scraping the bottom of the barrell he goes in the studio and make this shit. He's making monkey noises ya'll! I guess its safe to assume that the remix with have a G-Unit artist on it.
To listen to this shit for yourself log on to BBC 1xtra and click 'hear the show'. Hit the fast forward button a couple of times until the counter lands on 22:15. A Nivea song should already be in progress, hold on tight! After the song is over "Gorilla" will start playing. And of course be sure to leave your feedback.
Time Magazine Names Bey-Z As A Power Couple
Fans call Shawn Carter, a.k.a. Jay-Z, the greatest rapper alive. He's a savvy businessman as well. A co-founder of Roc-A-Fella Recordsand the president of Def Jam, he can wrest the spotlight even from his longtime girlfriend, star singer and actress Beyonce Knowles. But she beats him in the Grammy tally; she has nine to his five. Click here for the orgininal article scan, thanks Jai.
I can't even muster up a witty comeback about this one. Good for those kids though.
05.04.2006 Buzz Notes
Tantra Exotic Gets Serious Hot
Hewpz isn't the only "Flavor of Love" contestant who is capitalizing (a term I use very loosely) off of her appearance on the show.
Serious is featured in an ad for a Tantra Exotic & Hi-Level along with Ludacris, who is also a spokesperson for the drink. And yes she still has that same weave with red at the ends, go figure. I guess its become her trademark now. It damn sure makes her easy to spot.
Visit Sandra Rose for more information on the drink and to also check out pictures from yesterday's press conference.
Bill Maher Talks About The Good Times With Karrine
Veteran entertainment columnist Liz Smith, who says she and TV commentator Bill Maher go way back, asked the host of HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher" about his romantic relationship with dancer-turned-author Karrine Steffans. For starters, Maher revealed that he has begun seeing her again.
"About Karrine, I have only good things to say,' Smith quotes Maher as saying. "If the lovemaking was 'super,' it's because when we were out together, I truly felt like Scott and Zelda. I used to tell her that. Not that I ever, of course, met F. Scott Fitzgerald and his lovely wife, but from what I read, they were this couple that just sizzled with wit when together. And Karrine and I did that with and for each other.
Doesn't the mental image of the two of them gettin' it on make you throw up in your mouth just a little? (continue)
You Sent It!
I'm just saying Fresh....maybe there's a relation...maybe?
Derek
05.04.2006 America's Next Top Model Post
Due to the fact that there was a domestic disturbance going on with my neighbors last night and I just had to post up outside until the police left, I wasn't able to give 100 percent of my attention to ANTM. Its not right but its okay, just makes me look forward more to Rich's recap tomorrow anyway. I'm so proud of my fellow country girl Danielle though. You better work! I was a little surprised that Furonda went home over Sara though. Don't worry we'll see her again soon. What did you think of the show last night?
Superhoopz: The Saga Continues
Superhoopz just won't go away quietly in the sunset. She sat down with the good folks over at SOHH and cleared the air about T.I., Wendy Williams, and her appearance in that damn reggaeton video. I could really care less about what she has to say but I figured some of you might.
Forget New York. The harsh words Hoopz had for "Flavor of Love" runner-up were tame in comparison to what she has in store for WBLS New York's self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media."
"I'm in her mouth 23/7," Hoopz told SOHH regarding rumors she contends are spread by Williams. "[There are] two hours out of the whole damn week [when] she's not talking about me all together. Now her new thing is I'm fucking everybody in the industry. I'm supposed to be married in three different sides of the world. I'mma get back with her though.
"Fuck that bitch!" Hoopz continued. "Who the fuck is she? A fat ass bitch with a mouth. That's it." Williams could not be reached for comments.
The latest rumor has Hoopz engaging in a threesome with T.I. and an anonymous video vixen. While the Detroit model refuted the menage a trios, she admitted to hanging out with T.I. and revealed that there is tension between her and Tip's boo, Tiny, formerly of R&B quartet Xscape. (continue reading)
Um Hewpz, what the fuck is 23/7? That must be something new the kids are saying now.
Keyshia Cole, Kanye West, and Twista @ TRL
Keyshia Cole, Kanye West, and Twista stopped by 106 & Park yesterday to perform the song "Impossible" off of the "Mission Impossible 3" soundtrack. They then headed to 106 and Park to kick it with Tom Cruise and the rest of the cast from the film. Visit Cake and Ice Cream for more pictures of their appearance at BET. I heart Keyshia's dolphin teeth.
5.03.2006
Aisha Tyler Takes It Off For Allure NSFW
Before removing a stitch of clothing, Aisha Tyler wanted to set one thing straight: "I am definitely not a Playboy kind of girl." In fact, the 35-year-old actress, who appears in the CBS series Ghost Whisperer, viewed this disrobing as a personal challenge."Going through with this is like jumping into a very cold lake.I want to do it--and I really don't want to do it."
She has taken the plunge before. "There was one time in college when my husband took Polariods of me," she recalls, "but we lit those on fire." These photographs, however, will endure: "I'll show them to my grandchildren and be like, 'Look at Grandma; she was so tasty!'"
Clickity clack for the photo (NSFW) - - and here's the other half and the article text for you folks with fetishes. She's not spread eagle or anything like that so don't flinch.
Dame Dash Birthday Party Flicks
Dame Dash has always been excellent fodder for slow days here at C+D and you already know why. Its nice to see him with a smile on his face. That's the Dame I know! It looks like he had a fun time at the party. At the birthday bash Alice Smith and Citizen Cope both gave performances. I'm usually up on music but I've never heard of either one of them before. Whatever the case this Alice Smith lady looks like she's really into giving a great show. I mean really into that shit. . . really, see? Bitch better been singing some Mahalia Jackson.
The King Is Back!Ms. Shovan was right, prayer does changes things. I've been praying for Bobby for sometime now. I've got great news about our friend B. Brown:
Bobby Brown is still looking for the truth and a label to call home, but fortunately, he's finally found a barber.
When MTV News last hooked up with Brown in January, the singer explained the unkempt afro he was rocking as a way of keeping a promise to himself: He said he wouldn't cut his hair until he put out a single. Somebody tell former pro-wrestling great Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake to dust off his shears. Brown is back to getting his hair cut regularly thanks to his new single, "Lying Eyes."
The record finds the singer questioning and chastising what appears to be his girl: "Can it really be what I think I see or am I going out of my mind?/ All my family , they see what I see/ We all can't be that blind/ Who you looking at with those lying eyes .../ Don't you know they're the windows to your soul?"
On Tuesday (May 2), Brown's representative spoke on the singer's behalf, clarifying that the song is not actually about a woman -- especially not Mrs. Brown herself, Whitney Houston. Rather, the singer is addressing his love/hate relationship with the media and its portrayal of his family. (continue) And Rich just told me that he is supposed to be on the Tyra show on Monday. I can't wait to hear what he's got to say.
I give Kimora a lot of shit but I love her. I guess its my Joe Jackson-esque way to show that I care. Gotta love my fellow May babies. Thanks Da Real for telling me. I'm going to paypal you five dollars one of these days :)
2006 MTV Upfront: Feed The Need Flicks
Whenever I'm having a bad day I look to Kanye to make me feel better. He always seems to be right on time. Ah snap! Mr. West is not going to be amused by Ella Rouge (which sounds like one of the church elders) rocking the same jacket as him. Expect a press conference later today.
Kanye, Jamie Foxx, Jessica Alba, Ludacris, and Mr. T all came out to MTV Upfront: Feed The Need yesterday. It looks like they need to be feeding Jessica Alba's ass.
The Official "Not This Shit Again" Entry
This morning while going through my RSS feeds sipping my special fabulosity tonic as Kimora instructed I saw a new article talking about the details in Proof's death. After shaking my head for a couple of seconds I closed the window. I surfed a few more sites and then learned that some of T.I.'s entourage was involved in a damn shoot out after a show:
Four members of rapper T.I.'s posse were shot after a highway gun battle in Cincinnati early Wednesday morning. According to The Cincinnati Enquirer, witnesses told police that words were exchanged and a fight broke out inside the Club Ritz at an after-hours party following a show by T.I. and Yung Joc earlier in the evening across town at the Bogart's nightclub.
The fight reportedly moved outside and shots were fired around 3:20 a.m., injuring three men and a woman whose identities have not yet been released. Police told local NBC affiliate, WLWT, that the rolling gun battle began after T.I. left Club Ritz and shots were fired into two vans transporting his entourage as they traveled down the highway.
The shooting led to the closing of the southbound lanes of Interstate 75, one of the two main highways leading to and from downtown Cincinnati, during the morning rush hour as police investigated the three-mile long crime scene. Among the evidence they were looking at was a black van that was believed to belong to T.I., which was found along I-75 after the incident, as well as a white van that was also found along the highway. (continue)
What the hell next?
New Janet And Jermaine Candids
It's always good to see Janet and Jermaine together. Aww, I never realized she was that short before. I've always liked them as a couple because they seem to be two hard working people. That lucky dwarf! It seems as if I haven't seen them out together in ages. I hope it wasn't because Janet was going through her chunk stage, that would be some shady shit!
05.03.2006 Buzz Quickie
Janet Takes Her Gift Back
On Monday Janet Jackson gave us a shitty gift called "Weekend" to listen to. It seems as if no one was really feeling the song which may have prompted her to remove the track from her official website. This is what she had to say about it:
Hey you guys,
I'm writing to let you know that "Weekend" is not my firstsingle nor is it on my album...it was my gift to you. I can'twait for you to hear my new single, "Call On Me," which goes to radio June 19th! Get ready for my "20 Years Old" album and tour!
Praise Moses Malone! She really could've saved that shit. I swear that song gave my Windows media player an STD. It's been acting nutty since.
Look A Blind Item !
I usually don't do post blind items because I don't want to insult your intelligence. Some of them are really freaking obvious. I'm having a tough time with this one though:
Despite warnings from friends, she married an obviously gay man because she was in denial regarding his sexuality. She is black female celebrity who spent all of her earnings on her well-groomed and fashionable man. The warnings were evident; he would only have backdoor sex with her. He loved to check out men while in her presence and he spoke in whispered tones on his cell phone. He was also a regular at the nail shop for pedicures and manicures and he only wore designer threads. On one occasion, Her friends told her, 'we saw your husband out last night with another effeminate man,' she would respond by calling her friends haters and she would proclaim, 'stop lying, I know he loves me.' As soon as her money ran out, so did he. She never saved for a rainy day and everything was in her name so she is responsible for all the bills. She is damn near destitute, and she looks ragged and incoherent.
Thanks for fueling my frustration Nina :)
Megan Shows Offs The Goods
I guess all this dry snatch talk left my boy Jayson with a soft penis so he decided to send in some pictures of Megan Good from a recent photoshoot. Cousin Skeeter is probably dry humping the monitor as I type this entry. Um, I guess she looks alright in these pics. Once again they don't do anything for my pleasure but hey, whatever. She looks like she has that wonky Paris Hilton (as Michael K would say) eye thing going on in the fourth picture though. I guess that's her seductive myspace eye. Bless her heart.
5.02.2006
Akon & Too Short Birthday Party Flicks
There was no shortage of HAM at Akon & Too Short's Birthday Party at Vision on April 28th. From the looks of things everybody seemed to be having a funky, sweaty, good ol' time. Khia would've fit right in! Akon was also presented with a plaque for going triple platinum. Who the hell would've ever thought you could sell that many records singing into a fan? Visit Sandra Rose for the complete gallery.
For her birthday on Sept. 4, Beyonce will go against tradition and give away a present -- her long-awaited sophomore solo album, appropriately titled, "B'Day." The Music World Music/Sony Urban Music/Columbia Records set, featuring all new music co-produced, written and arranged by Beyonce, will be released worldwide on the 4th, and in the United States a day later on Tuesday, Sept. 5. . . 
Is love in the air for Trey Songz? Word on the curb is that Trey has hooked up with upcoming singer and fashion designer Jamie Cipriani. Now I've never heard of this chick before in my life but I'm sure that some of you might have. The pair was spotted back in April at Club Eugene and Foot Locker in New York City. Here's a picture of Miss Cipriani trying to avoid the papparzi during her trip. A radio station reported that he was polite and clinged on to Trey during her time in the Big Apple. When questioned if she and Songz were in fact a couple she replied "Im actually getting into music right now and Tremaine is just giving me direction to help me as an artist."
Moving along, the latest rumor in the Nick Cannon/Christina Milian we-need-publicity-to-increase-our-album-sales saga is that Nick cheated on her with Rihanna. Pon de forehead strikes again? Here are some tidbits that were emailed to me about the possible hook up:
Judging by the enthusiastic reaction to just 20 minutes of footage from the upcoming "Dreamgirls" film at the Cannes Film Festival Friday night, we may very well have the year's first bona fide Oscar contender. Paramount Pictures and DreamWorks screened the footage for a standing room only crowd that included such celebs as Bruce Willis, Hugh Jackman and Britain's Sir Ian McKellen. Not only did an extended standing ovation follow the showing of four brief scenes, but shouts of "more" also rang throughout the theater, putting a huge smile on the face of the film's Oscar-winning co-star, Jamie Foxx. "They talk about the Oscar curse. I don't feel it right now," Foxx said to rousing applause following the screening. The Texas native, who earned a Best Actor Academy Award in 2005 for his starring role in "Ray," was on hand at Hotel Martinez along with co-stars Beyonce Knowles and Jennifer Hudson. (continue)
Naomi Campbell is playing sugar mama. The anger-management poster child waltzed into Lounge - the new boutique/bar on Broadway - last week with "her new boyfriend and bought thousands of dollars' worth of CDs and True Religion brand jeans for him," a store p.r. woman said. Campbell refused to introduce the man, believed to be a sheik from Abu Dhabi, and declined to pose for photos, because, she told the p.r. woman: "I know I need to stay out of the limelight with all the trouble I've gotten myself into!" It's not the limelight you have to worry about, doll; it's the maids! (Page Six via D Listed)
After being directed to the new website for the CW Network I noticed that Jill Marie Jones isn't any where to be found. I haven't been keeping up with the show much lately but it would feel kind of weird not having her on there. 
Ya Boy (who looks like a baby Cassidy - - Fresh), born William Crawford, appeared on the San Francisco radio show 'Strawberry in the Morning' where he apparently tried to take writing credits for two songs on K-Fed's album, 'F- the Media' and 'America's Most Hated.' "Yep, both of those. Yep," claimed Crawford.
I seriously doubt that this rumor has an ounce of truth to it but it does make for good conversation. 
With absolutely no respect for May sweeps, President Bush chose to address the nation on his immigration proposal last night at 8 p.m., the start of prime time television and the timeslot where ABC had scheduled Oprah's "Legend's Ball" special. Unwilling to compete with the leader of the free world, ABC chose to scrap last night's scheduled airing and move the special back a week, to May 22 at 8 p.m. . . . . 
Egypt, a 10-year veteran on-air personality, will join New York City's Power 105.1 FM morning show as co-host of its new syndicated program "LIVE with Tigger & Egypt", replacing the morning show formerly known as The Star & Bucwild Show, Monday through Friday from 6am-10am ET.
